Hello, downloaded Kali 2016.1 amd64 ISO, dd'd on a USB, tried launching it on my brand new Dell Latitude 3570.

Full specs here (# lshw). https://paste.debian.net/hidden/03da6511/

What happens:
  • Attempting UEFI boot: black screen past GRUB.
  • Attempting legacy boot: PCIe Bus Error like this. [imgur.com]
    Hangs there and prints those repeatedly. Device [8086:9d14] seems to be the Intel Wifi card.
    Tried failsafe boot, also with pcie=noaer, black screen and nothing else.